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clown

he di kantorku ada 1 orang temen, lucu!
tak perhatiin seharian 'umek' tok ae,
entah apa yg dikerjakan...

jalan mondar mandir, ngeliatin monitornya orang,
pura2 mikir, grmbl grmbl sendiri... act busy.

nah waktu kita lagi tenang2nya kerja, tau2 dia nanya2 yg aneh2.
orang yg ditanya'i juga jadi super longor gara2 pertanyaan salah alamat.

temen lucu: mas copywriter, tau nggak dimana FO yg bagus tapi murah?
copywriter: ha?
(*ngempet ngakak!* pasti tu copywriter otaknya langsung blank)

beberapa saat kemudian,

temen lucu: mas animator, punya installernya cool edit?
animator: ada, di s*****pro
temen lucu: eee... ada crack-crackannya juga?
animator: ya ada lah, cari'ono disek tah.
temen lucu: oh, tapi file-nya yg mana? kan banyak.
animator: heh, kamu desainer kan? buat apa cool edit?
animator: i'm busy anyway!
temen lucu: uhmmm...

belom juga jam 10 pagi,

temen lucu: mas web developer, bisa minta tolong sebentar?
web developer: opo?
temen lucu: photoshopku error
web developer: error opo maneh?
temen lucu: nggak tau, tau tau nggak bisa dipake
temen lucu: padahal nggak tak apa apain lho
web developer: heh? yo nggak mungkin lah...
web developer: kon iku onok onok ae
(situasinya: belom ada 2 minggu komputernya makhluk lucu ini direformat, clean install windows n photoshop)





ah tapi yg bikin kasian liat makhluk ini gaya hidupnya yg OKB itu.
snob, he buys eye-candies on impulse... poor boy.

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